Doodle Week/Day 5 ~ "Doodle Evil"
WARNING:
The following is a true story and is not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own risk.
I have a confession.
I've had some "work" done.
A little "nip-tuck."
You know, cosmetic surgery?....
OK, it was a total over-haul!....but FOR A GOOD REASON!!!
Back in April 2007, a mere 2 days before I was scheduled to set forth on my very first adventure as a Traveling Bra...I suffered some serious "front end damage" at the hands, or should I say, jaws of my Oregon Chaperon's lovable, but rambunctious, Airedale Retriever who has something of a penchant for chewing on underwear! (Note to future Chaperons: Please do not leave me hanging within reach of anything with sharp teeth or claws.)
My poor, distraught Chaperon tried to stitch me back together, but soon realized that the results not going to be in keeping with my reputation as a classy, attractive, and well-preserved bra'wd. Thankfully a body-double was located and my quick-thinking Chaperon sewed my original TAG inside my back strap. This was important because, as everyone knows, the TAG is where a bra's heart and soul reside.
So even though I have undergone a horrific ordeal, mutilation and plastic surgery...underneath it all, I am still the same old Olga I've always been. Maybe even better! :)
(A side note: My blog-mistress knew nothing about this unfortunate event until we were reunited in July 2007 at Lake Almanor...at first, my altered appearance really confused the poor ol' gal, but after learning of my near death experience, she readily embraced me...just like the good old days!)
UPDATE: Claire has posted her Evil Doodle/next exciting installment of the continuing Adventures of Willy, the Non-Sex Toy and Olga, the Traveling Bra...it's really really HOT!!!.... CHECK IT OUT!
3 comments:
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Drowsey Monkey said...
OMGoodness! That was a scary story. Definitely not for the faint of heart.
But I am glad to hear that with some work Olga is all back together again. I guess she's used to covering areas that have work done, so it only stands to reason she'd have a bit of nip tuck! lol
But I'm glad to hear that her heard & soul were saved and as you said, that's what matters!
Hey ... excellent doodle! You're getting better & better! Love it!!! (eventho it's not easy seeing olga as part of a crime scene!)
July 18, 2008 12:03 AM
70steen said...
My Oh My no wonder you were nervous along side my puppy in her basket ... I had no idea ... you should have said!! But I know my pup wouldn't harm you just give you a nasty lick.
Great doodle though despite the anguish
(body double lol)
July 18, 2008 12:18 AM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Drowsey and 70's - Phew! That was hard for me! Relieving it AND teling the world The Truth! I was waiting until just the right time...and Evil Doodle Day was IT!
Thanks for your support!
xoxo
~Olga
PS: 70's - I loved Pup!
July 18, 2008 12:21 AM
Hungry Mother said...
I've been hoping for bra-less for the chaperons. Yippee!
July 18, 2008 6:41 AM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
HUNGRY MOTHER!!!! :O
July 18, 2008 8:34 AM
Jenn Thorson said...
This explains so much, Olga. I had perceived, over time, that you'd lost weight. :)
Glad to see you're feeling uplifted once again.
July 18, 2008 9:37 AM
Natural said...
hope you have a speedy recovery olga. don't hang low next to these animals where they can tear you apart. make them buy you dinner first.
July 18, 2008 9:58 AM
Daddy Papersurfer said...
So Olga you're a brawd fraud!!!! - a lookee likee - a copy - a replacement - a CLONE!!
I am shocked. When I gave you succour I believed everything you told me ..... I cared for you ...... I cherished you ........ I shared my sausage roll with you - and now I discover this.
Fracas offered me therapy earlier over a completely different matter, which I turned down ....... I wish I hadn't now.
I'm going to have a little sit down now and try to muster the strength to forgive you .....
July 18, 2008 12:08 PM
Jamie said...
I won't spread the word that you have had some "work" done. Let's face it we can all use a little lift to hoist ye old assets.
July 18, 2008 12:31 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Jenn - Actually, I think I've gotten a bit larger....but thanks, I feel GREAT! :)
~Olga
Natural - Oh I've been recovered for quite some time now...but yeah, dinner would be nice!
~Olga
DaddyP - Waaaaaaaa!!!! You don't love me anymore!!!!!
If YOU had been chewed to bits by a dog, I'd still love YOU!
July 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Thanks jamie - I feel better now....*sniff-sniff*....
~Olga
July 18, 2008 12:45 PM
catscratch said...
This tragic tale made me all teary eyed.
July 18, 2008 1:47 PM
Daddy Papersurfer said...
Well, as a matter of fact, a dog did bite my ...... well just a playful nip really ....... hardly worth mentioning ..........
OK, so long as your 'soul' is the same I'll .......f-f-f-f-f-forgive you [that didn't come easily, I can tell you]
July 18, 2008 2:07 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Catscratch - Well, it was a horrible experience but looking back, I'm a better bra because of it!
~Olga
My heart and soul will never change DaddyP...I assure you that! :) Besides, it's what's inside that counts, right?!?
~Olga
July 18, 2008 2:21 PM
Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said...
I have to say, that is the cutest bad bad evil dog I've ever seen! Have you forgiven the pooch for the trauma inflicted? Cuz it looks like you're still 'hanging' in there fabulously! :)
July 18, 2008 3:42 PM
Claire said...
Did they put the dog down?
I am very very very impressed with your doodle!!!! Have you uploaded it to the flickr group?
(if I cut the label off now and sew it on my bra, does that mean Olga will be mine for ever?)
July 18, 2008 5:29 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Sandy - Unfortunately, as a result of my near-death experience, I now have a severe case of "cynophobia"...so, ummm, the answer would be "NO!!"
~Olga
Claire - I don't think so...last I heard Hogan was still terrorizing my Oregon Chaperons underwear. Evil, I tell ya...pure Evil.
Speaking of which - "NO!" your little "tag-idea" won't work...God-forbid I should ever need another "transplant"...but if so, it would have to be done with TLC and by someone with pure intentions...so don't EVEN think about it!
xo
~Olga
July 18, 2008 5:53 PM
MedStudentWife said...
Oh my !! my dear sweetie.... have you had any counsellings to help you through those nasty moments ?
I thinks its fantastic that you have been brave enough to share this with us.
DP... you are still annoying me!!! You used her and now are complaining that she used you.... *sheesh*. I've started reading "HeadRambles" again for a saner look at life.
The doodle is really good :), Olga.
I think I'm doodled out... one was about all I could handle this week
Claire.. Shame on you !!!
July 18, 2008 6:53 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Now THAT'S what I call being supportive MSW! Thanks!!!
XOXOXOXOXO
~Olga
July 18, 2008 7:11 PM
Dirty Laundry Diva said...
I am thinking about getting on the doodle band wagon... Nice doodle, very fitting for your blog.
July 18, 2008 7:34 PM
meleah rebeccah said...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I almost fainted when I read this. Thankfully you survived.
Holy. Scary.
But that story did make for an awesome doodle.
xxoo
July 18, 2008 10:39 PM
Drowsey Monkey said...
lol @ clair ... did they put the dog down, lol.
So, we're suppose to upload our doodles to flikr? I haven't done that. I'm gonna need a doodle vacation after all this is over, LOL
July 18, 2008 10:52 PM
scratchbags said...
Oh My! You were going through so much and we didn't know. I want to give one tight slap (the really evil one) to that dog for doing this to you. Aww!! have a speedy recovery my sweet ol bra! You get loads of scratch from my bags.:)
July 18, 2008 11:58 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Dirty Laundry Diva - Yes, DOODLE it! The more Doodlers the better I always say!
~Olga
Meleah - Sorry to freak you out! (I hope you're over your L.A.S., or this could be ANOTHER disASSter! LOL!)
xoxoxox
~Olga
Drowsey, I think we should rename you...CONFUSED MONKEY! LOL!
xoxo to you too!
~Olga
July 19, 2008 12:00 AM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said...
Scratchy - I've never felt better...REALLY! :) Thanks sweetie.
~Olga
July 19, 2008 12:01 AM
RennyBA said...
Sorry you went through this all alone! You know I would have loved to be there with you and give you a supportive hand ;-)
July 19, 2008 2:41 AM
Mimi Lenox said...
That was truly traumatic. I will send up peaceful prayers for you and your brassiere. (I can't believe I just wrote that.)
July 20, 2008 2:11 PM
Jeanna said...
I keep singing Lucinda Wms."Cheap and Evil Girl" when I see this. Should it be cheap and evil bra or cheap and evil dog?
July 22, 2008 1:54 PM
It is certainly interesting for me to read the blog. Thank author for it. I like such themes and anything that is connected to this matter. I would like to read more soon.
BTW, buy GPS jammer to jam all secret transmitters in your room or office.
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