What Do a Jock Strap, 2 Bras, a Non-Sex Toy, a Pair of Dog-Panties, and a Condom Have In Common?

The answer, of course, is ME!!! (In my not-so-humble opinion, that is.)

You see, Dorky Dad claims it was ME who inspired Frank, the Sedentary Jock Strap to finally get off his butt and go DO something....unfortunately all he ever did was terrorize the Dorky household! Frank, what a nut case...

Inspired to travel, but directionally challenged, poor little Petra Wellpaddedton, the Orphan Bra took one wrong turn and ended up on the doorstep of Daddy Papersurfer! Thankfully, Fracas rescued Petra just in the nick of time...(long story/read it here.) Petra has been in the Fraccy Rehab Center undergoing intensive therapy ever since.

And then there's Sheila, a HUGE pink bra who's been causing some big rumblings Down Under as she travels around supporting friendship between women in Australia...very inspirational.

Claire's traveling Non-Sex Toy, Willy has been popping up all over the blogosphere! (And seen poking his cute little head around in some rather unusual places too.) As you know, Willy and I are currently hanging out together, and we're busy inspiring each other night and day...right NOW as a matter of fact!

After seeing how much fun I'm having, Dot, the Traveling Bikini Dog Panties felt inspired to take off with Cici, the dog and CeliaSue, the human to go traveling 'round the country in search of lots of fun and exciting dog-friendly destinations!

And now, we can add yet another name to this List of Things I Claim To Have Somehow Inspired To Start Traveling That Normally Don't Go Traveling Around By Themselves (yes, I just made that up)...meet, Henry, the Traveling Condom (no, I did not just make that up - Relax Max did.) Good Luck Henry! And travel safely!

Hmmm.....maybe I should change my name to Olga, the Inspirational Bra?

Olga, the Traveling Inspirational Bra

Looks like word of my pioneering journey as the world's first Traveling Bra is creating quite a stir in the undergarment underworld! With the exception of a few uptight knickers and conservative granny-panties who've gotten themselves all bunched up in a wad over my "alternative lifestyle," most of my peers have been very supportive! In fact, I'm happy to report that several of my contemporaries have even followed suit!...

Remember Frank, the Sedentary Jock Strap?...that strappy little guy with a BIG drinking problem sense of humor? Well, he still doesn't feel very comfortable outdoors, so he's busy creating havoc his own little adventures inside Dorky Dad's house! In fact, now I'm beginning to wonder if Frank was involved in this latest Dorky Dad fiasco! Some say Frank's nothing but a dumb jock (and a royal pain in the a$$,) but I say it takes balls to do what he's doing, so cut him some slack, OK?!

And then there's Sheila, a HUGE pink bra who's been causing some big rumblings Down Under as she travels around raising social understanding (as well as a few eyebrows) and friendship between women. You go girl! With any luck, the two of us will hook-up and compare notes someday!

And most recently, my attention has been drawn to a new breed of roving undergarment...and one that needs a NAME! Can you help? (You could win a prize!) Please visit Cuppa Writing for the Soul to meet the cutest doggone pair of panties you'll ever see...and enter the contest too!

But first, please tell me....since Traveling Undergarments are apparently on the rise...have you checked yours lately?

Meet Frank....

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later...Frank, the Sedentary Jockstrap...distant cousin, twice removed, on my father's side...has reared his ugly head over at my pal, Dorky Dad's blog. You gotta go check this guy out!
He's a real pain in the ....!