Trick or...TAG?

My new friend, MedStudentWife of Another Day In Paradise tagged me on Halloween with this annoying meddlesome thought-provoking meme! Pretty tricky, huh? So I thought it might be fun to answer all THIRTY SEVEN questions jointly with my trusty travel-correspondent/blog-mistress (aka: My "Ex.") See if you can guess which one of us answered which question...

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? Mimzie! - those Halloweenie photos on her blog, Mimzie's Muzings are hilarious!
2. What were you doing at 0800? Going about 80 mph!
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Minding my own business and eating Halloween candy...THEN...I got this meme....
4. What happened to you in 2006? You mean, besides experiencing an enormous mid-life crisis which subsequently transformed me into the world's 1st and ONLY Traveling Bra? Oh, not much.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? "Owww - damn it!"
6. How many beverages did you have today? Two...large cups.
7. What color is your hairbrush? Red.
8. What was the last thing you paid for? FedEx overnight delivery. Worth every cent.
9. Where were you last night? In my element...lending support to a friend in need.
10. What color is your front door? Well, my lingerie bag has a little flap on the front...and if you MUST know, it's periwinkle blue.
11. Where do you keep your change? In my mind.
12. What’s the weather like today? Chile today - hot tamale. (har-har)
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? Two BIG scoops of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia!
14. What excites you? Traveling. Meeting new people. And cows!!! I udderly love' em.
15. Do you want to cut your hair? Heck no!...I JUST got hair! (See previous post.)
16. Are you over the age of 25? Depends - are we talking "people" or "bra" years?
17. Do you talk a lot? Have you even READ my blog or looked at my website?!?
18. Do you watch the O.C.? N.O.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? No....should I?!?
20. Do you make up your own words? Like...."Whenwillthesequestionsend?!" Yes.
21. Are you a jealous person? Nope. But I can be a desirous undergarment.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. Almond Joy
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. KitKat Bar.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? Who CARES?!?!?!
25. What does the last text message you received say? "Call me on my land line!"
26. Do you chew on your straw? Only the last one.
27. Do you have curly hair? That's getting kinda personal, dontcha think?!
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? It's still up in the air.....
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? There are no rude people in my life...but my alarm clock is another story! What a $#*&!
30. What was the last thing you ate? Reeces Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, M&Ms, Butterfingers and some Nerds...now where are those Tums?
31. Will you get married in the future? I have NO desire to ever hookup with or become attached to anyone ever again.
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? The only movie I've seen in the past 2 weeks was "Poltergeist."
33. Is there anyone you like right now? At the moment I'm feeling pretty sweet about Baby Ruth and Jolly Rancher!
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? What do you mean by "did" the dishes?
35. Are you currently depressed? Hmmmm, lemme check...nope...still perky!
36. Did you cry today? NO!
37. Why did you answer and post this? Because medstudentwife tagged me and she is often referred to as the "Evil Queen of the Universe" or "She Who Must be Obeyed!" and it's Halloween...so I'm not taken any chances.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey. Can't do five, but I'll tag this one because she's a gal after my own heart AND she's blogging about those dang penis clams again over at drowseymonkey!