THIS JUST IN!!!....Senator Speedcat Hollydale has made an official announcement in MY comment box (so you know it must be true!)He said: "Ask not what you can do for the Boob, but what you can do for the holsters!!" How profound!
And not only THAT, but
1. Free direct TV and Internet (About time!)
2. Donuts and chicken served at all functions (YAY!)
3. Presi denti golf balls for Crusty (That's a Good Neighbor!)
4. All speeches made in loin cloth! ("Woo-hoo!")
5. National Day of Bra Awareness. (Double "Woo-hoo!")
6. Canadians get vouchers for dinner at the Wing House when visiting USA. (Very diplomatic!)
7. Paper money gets cartoon and scratch and sniff capabilities. (Way to stimulate the economy!)
8. Anyone can stay over night at the White House. (PARTY!!!)
9. WCT (Wordless Chicken Tuesday) becomes a national paid holiday. (FINALLY!)
10. I (Speedy) will sing the standards every Sunday night on FOX!!! (with special dedications to my blogging pals) (I'd like to request Moonriver?)
So there ya go!...What more could ya possibly ask for?!...It's a NO BRAINER!...Cast your vote for Speedcat Hollydale for President!
9 comments:
Hi National Comical Committee Chairman of the Party,
Excellent National Reforms!!!
A link to your Party Platform has been published at Campaign Headquarters!
And check out Hillary's reaction on www.christinebean.com
;)
An excerpt from Senator Speedcat's last speech on Trumpet Mounds ....
"... and I love a bra!!!!!!!"
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Hi Olga!!!!
I like the chicken and the bra! hahahaha
hmmmmm.. I'm not getting sucked in......
In a loin cloth? Tuesdays are paid (even for the not currently employed)? And I can stay at the White house?
I need to tell more friends about this.
Wendster
Hey Speedy - Looks like you've got TONS of fans! Better start thinking of a SUPPORTIVE Running Mate! ;) (hint-hint!)
switching to UPN network for the songs ...
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