THIS JUST IN!!!
massive amounts of powered sugar!!!
...surprising the pants off local residents, many of whom were outside enjoying the warm spring weather and trying to get a head start on their summer tans.
Area livestock were hit especially hard...
Area livestock were hit especially hard......and the normally Happy California Cows are now anything BUT happy!
An especially angry rooster is demanding a full investigation and 
PETA is sending in a team of therapists to help counsel those who have been
An especially angry rooster is demanding a full investigation and PETA is sending in a team of therapists to help counsel those who have been traumatized by this bizarre attack! 
AFLAC is already on the scene assessing the damage...
...and residents are being warned to stay indoors until authorities can clean things up.
AFLAC is already on the scene assessing the damage......and residents are being warned to stay indoors until authorities can clean things up. So far the only clue as to WHO could possibly be responsible for this mess is this photo taken of a suspicious looking character who was seen driving a FedEx truck past my blog-mistress's house earlier in the day...
(He looks kinda familiar to me...???)
(He looks kinda familiar to me...???)**UPDATE: Miss Moneypenny's elite 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron is currently poised and ready to lend major support in case of another Sugar Bomb attack. Phew! But what I really want to know is....
will this madness ever end?!?!?
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I C U SPEEDY!!!!!!!!!
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